•
•
•

JamieLT

0

0

22

106

3634

7

Kansas City, Missouri

Jamielt

Hi

Jamielt -

Jamielt -

Jamielt

lovers5201

stricky_fm...

MeandMybab...

CanadianAs...

AndreaHoff...

KathrinLor...

kerbybby

Josh Sovs

lototheren...

last_kings...

jairienfai...

Shadowvoid

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

jairienfai...

tiger820

boostedc

Unlovable_...

ImKimitheE...

delfino160...

legendairy...

TheTshirt

AscendV

spockadeli...

amcquaid

nicfo

Jamielt

Jamielt

uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

59 075

8 521

Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

39 231

3 543

CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

28 846

8 061

Congratulations!

jennabee97 - 08/11/2014 23:02 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

46 957

4 328

gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

463

41