Nora - 12/11/2015 21:21 - United States - Fargo Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML 27 094 1 651
Spray it loud! klutz44 - - United States - Winnetka Today, I took my 2 year-old to a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML 34 276 3 001
KJL - 29/08/2011 15:38 - United States Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML 35 799 3 872