MankDemes

30 ans En couple

failed 23 février 2011, 10:06 Switzerland 🌶️ Épicée

Take a chill pill

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

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erphy21 Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne Lompoc, United States

Whaaaaat?

Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML

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