blufishie

3138

177

Florida

Blufishie

And not a single fuck was given ☺️

Blufishie -

Blufishie

lovers5201

anonymouso...

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

BirgitHerr...

BadAtPuns

KC_XYZ

patbauxx

michaelm12...

annarcheer

Warriorfle...

dakatabg

jacky75_fm...

khoov19

Steve95401

brokenjaws...

Matheo_fml

bigjake

robertd73

xtg14x

Acerhawk

saocrates

Railworker...

SlowDownIm...

newzealand

Blufishie

Anon - 11/09/2016 07:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt like complete shit, my friends dragged me out to a club. When I got there, I ran into the bathroom and started simultaneously shitting and puking. If I stopped one, the other got worse. I was stuck there for an hour and a half. FML

14 214

1 704

shart - 09/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels, before going home to change my pants. FML

18 562

2 294

Shit song

Lord_Nick - - Canada - Québec

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

22 489

1 800

weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

39 141

3 745

Anonymous - 01/08/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML

36 659

18 341