Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML 36 372 4 660
Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Gournay-sur-marne Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML 50 028 3 889