Freak micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML 72 467 5 054
Romantic fool Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML 14 834 38 862
Life on Nightmare mode shitforchris - - Canada Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML 66 300 12 133