•
•
•

SchelleForelle

0

1

18

18

1810

239

Germany, Thüringen
35
Saturday 15 December 1990

Schelleforelle

I'm here because I have no life.

Schelleforelle -

KathrinLor...

Schelleforelle -

Schelleforelle

lovers5201

Slait

BrigitteKo...

KathrinLor...

[308994233...

posie97

shanannygi...

KharmasBit...

KharmasBit...

Schelleforelle

Schelleforelle

denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

14 625

1 103

anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

28 350

7 541

jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

27 404

19 685

Sorry

brokeforever - - Latvia - Riga

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

36 131

12 937

mafille - 19/03/2015 03:22 - France

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

569

60