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Idontlikefireworks2 - 07/07/2018 19:00

Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML

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Warts and all

Anonymous - - United States - Anchorage

Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML

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Cards Against Humanity Just Trolled This Girl's Complaint In The Best Way Possible, And We Are Wild About It.

Nadine - 02/08/2018 17:30 - France - Paris

Glitter seems cool in theory, but in reality? It's just one huge FML that, if not handled properly, you will never be able to escape and that you'll be seeing it in your dreams for the rest of eternity.

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Diana - 05/07/2018 01:30

Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML

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Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Big Mistake - 22/06/2018 19:30 - Canada - Ajax

Today, my new colleagues discovered the videos I did in college when I was short of money and didn't know they would end up online. My friend even asked if I was "the guy who came after 30 seconds and was comforted by the director". I was that guy. FML

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