The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo Anonymous - - United States Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML 32 459 4 151
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00 Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML 1 339 234
TheMysteriousTsundere - 03/11/2018 15:30 Today, my dad threw out all my food because a fly landed on a loaf of bread still in its package. He claims the bread and everything else that touched it is "contaminated". That was all the food I had for the rest of the month. FML 2 901 167
Smooth. yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31 Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML 2 138 1 227