Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML 18 716 13 796
Squelching the night away alison - 04/07/2015 05:02 - United States Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML 34 074 4 963