Anonymous - 28/09/2009 21:00 - United States Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML 64 925 14 933
JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML 109 555 5 614
Bodyshaming auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML 58 796 7 935