ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML 67 190 21 727
Anonymous - 12/04/2013 15:34 - United States Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML 66 572 11 828