613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30 Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML 13 466 70 347
Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39 Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML 55 765 6 400