Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:20 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML 43 099 4 090
Beegee - 21/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Denver Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML 42 564 7 413