Lifeless - 01/06/2011 07:39 - United States Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML 29 433 12 462
Anonymous - 14/12/2010 23:24 - United States Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML 34 065 3 079
No grlks - 19/02/2009 07:08 - United States Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML 62 119 5 890