Dirty talk Username - 24/02/2010 15:06 Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML 28 820 4 782
How very dare you! mrniceguy - - United States Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML 43 733 2 548
jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML 26 728 7 699