Username - 13/09/2010 01:38 - France Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML 37 386 31 429
mc_dreamy - 21/08/2010 16:49 - United States Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML 52 678 16 057
Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML 28 852 53 791