Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML 40 214 102 980
Dine and ditch bigdaddy - 16/07/2009 03:53 - United States Today, I went out to a nice restaurant with my extended family. It was expensive, and when the bill came, I whispered to my brother, "We may need to make this one a Chew and Screw". When the waitress came back to the table, my five year-old son decided to ask aloud, "What's Chew and Screw?". FML 9 227 66 613