Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML 34 595 4 079
dinosaur - 08/02/2009 03:06 - United States Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML 35 247 6 133
fyou - 24/01/2009 22:09 - United States Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML 28 292 4 037