Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML 42 333 3 304
Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML 39 193 3 596