Anonymous - 07/08/2010 02:35 - United States Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML 34 107 18 543
thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML 32 982 10 773