Stop right there wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML 74 205 11 254
Anonymous - 24/07/2009 10:01 - United States Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML 46 078 4 692