socianx - 18/08/2013 21:23 - Albania Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML 43 175 5 671
bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML 56 955 4 192
Chill out, Kathy nearly a crazy lady - - United Kingdom Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML 43 895 3 354