Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML 30 849 4 970
anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML 37 600 5 613