Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML 55 819 3 792
Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML 62 053 8 105