Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML 42 787 10 803
fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML 41 017 7 616
Supportive crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML 35 210 6 782