Anonymous - 14/01/2011 02:38 - United States Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML 33 946 7 897
Metal as **** lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43 Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML 41 815 9 645
mc_dreamy - 21/08/2010 16:49 - United States Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML 52 679 16 057