lilipalmer - 13/02/2015 06:44 - France Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML 525 57
Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML 42 272 4 515
duncan74 - 10/12/2014 03:23 - France - Balma Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either side of the cat flap, and take turns hitting it. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. At 3 am. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. FML 525 68