diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML 43 062 6 253
The bitch is back thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML 1 291 271 143 540
blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML 27 868 6 279