Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML 37 100 3 989
Smooth brainrot S3R1AL K1LL3R X - 19/10/2010 04:21 - United States Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML 38 418 4 518
Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML 16 021 46 585