zzdug - 08/02/2010 03:19 - United States Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML 30 106 5 907
Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML 31 926 3 741
Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML 58 309 10 506