Trigger OhaiiKid - 07/03/2010 05:02 - United States Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML 11 491 26 075
Jill - 25/02/2010 01:26 - France Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML 30 681 4 512
Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML 67 643 4 190