mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20 Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML 327 508 33 847
Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53 Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML 50 689 5 311
Go home, you're drunk spartanson - Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML 41 036 4 335
BackToRehab - 26/02/2011 21:53 - Canada Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML 34 088 3 567
Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML 14 610 47 023