Fun night out highlydisgusted - - Canada - Ottawa Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML 53 272 4 840
secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML 51 882 5 192
anon - 26/12/2013 12:08 - Australia Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML 35 565 8 844