MichelleMaBelle_fml

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  • Indianapolis, USA
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  • Monday 08 November 1999

Michellemabelle_fml

Hello, and if you saw my username, I am definitely a fan of The Beatles. I joined because a friend suggested it, and I'm having a lot of fun.

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lovers5201

Cali LilMissCan... qwertyduck... badassmf12... kyle_s_97 TheTshirt khoov19 TheLostCau... Shuff52 apineapple Cautocracy _kyleG_

Michellemabelle_fml

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kobolobo

kobolobo 16

My coach just sent back question marks. I'm pretty sure I'm more embarrassed than my mom.

HappyItalian

HappyItalian 38

The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)

SilentSin

SilentSin 23

OP here. I just wanna clear things up. I work third shift and go to college full time, so yes, I do take naps every now and then before work (usually right after classes), and the two dogs I own are a Pomeranian and a chihuahua terroir, both of which are two very small breeds of dogs. So for those saying that dogs are meant for protection, yeah, not these. Pomeranians are very defensive of their territory, so no matter who or what my Pom sees or hears outside, she'll bark like crazy. The chihuahua usually does the same thing; they bark even when they hear me open the garage door. No, I never heard the intruder break in and yes, I have trained the dogs both to silence the barking but only on command. So since they were in a different room than me, I went and commanded them to silence, and yes I didn't think there was a burglar in the house because like I said earlier, these dogs bark at EVERYTHING. Being distracted by the dogs, I did get KO'd but it wasn't for too long. I woke up only minutes after, called police and managed to catch the thief, so it's all good now. I hope this clears things up and that y'all have a fantastic day!