Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML 18 316 33 910
Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML 34 552 17 684