Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria
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Hello! :) Just on here for laughs and reading anecdotes that make my day feel like a joy.
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Carlee_Casten - 17/06/2014 20:51 - United Kingdom - London
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Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States
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Zufallian - 03/06/2015 00:55 - United States - Kalamazoo
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OP Here! I just wanted to say thank you for the really nice comments :) Just to clarify I am not a person who thinks sex is something that should be bragged or boasted about. I was trying to make an insult less hurtful. They caught me on a good day. Otherwise I wouldn't have taken it so well. But thanks again for the comments and for those that helped my FML get posted :)