Coryj1220

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Coryj1220

Hi there! Not much to say, just another teenager with internet capabilities (beware). I've come on this site for years, so much so that it seems a daily ritual for myself. If you would like to know me, feel free to message me (:

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failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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Anonymous - - United States - Salem

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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DarkPhoenix - 04/12/2008 11:16 - France

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

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i guess - - United States - Hamilton

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

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