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Mcm_3

Im your normal 13 year-old canadian guy. I play hockey, I run, and I(although Im horrible at it) like football. Im a gamer and like the color orange. Im a straight 'A' student and know lots of pretty much useless information. So go ahead and message me, I'll probably respond....... eventually.

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Dodged my bullet

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Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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blanknameisblank - - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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I'm not okay

butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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