•
•
•

thatonetree

0

1

9

13

5128

10

non ya, business

Thatonetree

Well.... I guess we are aquatinted now MTG gotta love them demons Alchestbreach Pokemon Dan bull Red dead Fallout 3/NV Skyrim A noob on Dark Souls

Thatonetree -

AndreaHoff...

Thatonetree -

Thatonetree

lovers5201

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

MarionDumo...

TheTshirt

CowboyBebo...

Thatonetree

Thatonetree

Huge fan

Anonymous - - United States - Acworth

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

67 915

10 455

RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

804

1 976

Defeated

Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

39 199

5 465

Hot stuff

Bethany - 28/08/2012 21:22 - United States - Cable

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML

19 464

43 203

Twins

rufusthepenis - 02/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

39 362

4 858