lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15 Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML 12 541 1 489
spadesmollusques - 06/06/2016 05:13 - France - Strasbourg Today, my 10-year-old son introduced me to Tom, his new best friend, and insisted we have him over to dinner. Tom is a slug. FML 13 084 1 366
Got away with it, surely? Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML 6 777 2 641