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Thursday 02 February 1989

Dennisyu

A chinese guy like reading FML。

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"Egyptian ToyBoy" - 12/12/2019 18:00

Today, my girlfriend stopped in the middle of sex to sit on my face... I thought it was sexy until she peed all over me. FML

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oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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dirty__bill. - 28/05/2018 19:13

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams in bed with me and she insisted we do anal. After I got it in and started going to town, I figured I would finger her while banging her from behind. As I reached around, I felt something odd. It was her balls and dick. FML

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