Kallian - 16/01/2013 23:22 - United States Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML 37 103 2 680
CallMeMrFunny - 22/12/2016 18:27 Today, I mentioned to my parents that Sunday is going to be awesome because it's Christmas. They responded with "Wait, this Sunday? In 3 days?!" Apparently they forgot. FML 7 462 728
Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03 Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML 8 541 696
Warning signs Anonymous - Today, my therapist recommended that I start seeing a psychiatrist. FML 9 515 1 251
Nick M - 19/12/2016 17:49 Today, my 18th birthday, I woke up vomiting with a temperature of 104 degrees. After I settled back in bed with some water, my mom said, "This is how you're supposed to feel on your 21st birthday, not your 18th." FML 7 275 761
I don't think it's getting any better... And I can't believe I forgot to sign into my account when I submitted this.