nattnatt73 - 10/09/2016 07:07 - United States - Marion Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML 14 870 1 897
life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML 68 720 5 588