Oh, so cute Anonymous - 10/04/2013 04:28 - United States Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML 59 000 13 231
KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML 738 922 496 019