TMI MyPoorEyes - 19/03/2015 13:19 - Australia - Melbourne Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML 33 859 3 778
The force is stupid in this one dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML 55 583 10 466