iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML 30 292 5 082
Anonymous - 04/06/2015 12:26 - United States - San Bruno Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML 34 568 4 451