Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML 66 021 7 001
Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML 110 873 13 098