Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML 30 934 63 132
cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML 89 620 8 397