Tonight, on Weird Parents… Anonymous - 10/08/2009 07:10 - United States Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying, "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML 84 881 7 347